Me and my baby girl Angeline, my beautiful fellow osteosarcoma survivor trying to imitate the fault in our stars movie cover. I met her while we were going through chemo last fall. She’ll always be my hazel grace
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES.
THIS IS THE REAL LIFE HAZEL AND AUGUSTUS
WITH A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING
make john green find the thing
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
I’m surprised one of the John’s wasn’t John Green saying it.
John grab some pizza and bring your puffy hair over here cause i need to tell you about a thing
so our class is reading romeo and juliet
and i stumble across this gem
did shakespeare really just make a dick joke
Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.
also vagina jokes
'Nothing' is Elizabethan slang for vagina
He actually wrote a play called Much Ado About Nothing
Translation: A Lot of Fuss About Vaginas
ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up
Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while.
Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless yet entertaining things ever.
oh my god
Why am i laughing so hard?
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